Politically Incorrect

Nice Girls

I own a gas station
with a condom vending machine
in the women’s restroom.
Said dispenser
is always empty.

Women and girls
fill the coin bucket
with quarters
and get nothing,
but only one in fifty
complains.

I give her the refund,
George in triplicate,
smile, and wish her
good day.

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