Nice Girls
I own a gas station
with a condom vending machine
in the women’s restroom.
Said dispenser
is always empty.
Women and girls
fill the coin bucket
with quarters
and get nothing,
but only one in fifty
complains.
I give her the refund,
George in triplicate,
smile, and wish her
good day.
LOL – you, Scoundrel, you! I liked that.
Oh wow, one of the better modern poems I have seen lately. 😉
Cyn
Not Shakespeare, I know.
No one is like Shakespeare ;-)… “Stewie or not stewie.” (from Family guy?)