Customer Service

As spoken by “Dave”

Though you have sufficient funds
on your card for the items
you attempted to purchase
they are insufficient at this time.
You should have two dollars more
ventricular virgin crap shoot the amount
suburban anaconda
of the items juju bean
clearly rastafarian
mancala hezbollah harley sun.

Have a good day Mr. Quinn.


P.S. I am not upset with customer service people from other countries but with companies that do not make sure to hire people who are understandable.


7 thoughts on “Customer Service

  1. I like this cause it made me laugh…something I need to do more often !
    Have no clue to most of what you posted,
    but it somehow made sense in the context of my mind.☺.

    Siggi in Downeast Maine

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