Looking for a Couple Tablets to Engrave …

Credo

I believe ice cream
is best eaten.

I believe time flies
whether or not
you’re having fun.

I believe a dog
is man’s best friend
says little good
about dogs.

I believe politicians
when they are dead
several years
will cause little more trouble
but are still lying.

I believe food
is the root of all
menus.

I believe televangelists
love God
when He is on their currency.

I believe poets
are worthy of all praise,
free room and board,
an annual stipend
and tax free status.

I believe sweeping generalities
when I agree with them.

This was based on a Read Write Poem prompt about what we do and do not believe.  I went a little silly, though truth is often best expressed in humor.  But you are the ones who will decide if it is actually funny…  or true.