Credo
I believe ice cream
is best eaten.
I believe time flies
whether or not
you’re having fun.
I believe a dog
is man’s best friend
says little good
about dogs.
I believe politicians
when they are dead
several years
will cause little more trouble
but are still lying.
I believe food
is the root of all
menus.
I believe televangelists
love God
when He is on their currency.
I believe poets
are worthy of all praise,
free room and board,
an annual stipend
and tax free status.
I believe sweeping generalities
when I agree with them.
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This was based on a Read Write Poem prompt about what we do and do not believe. I went a little silly, though truth is often best expressed in humor. But you are the ones who will decide if it is actually funny… or true.